Sarcastic, slightly macabre, charismatic, and just a little bit insane. You've just met the Gypsybeaner. I'm a total dork who likes to keeps it classy. An author-to-be who loves history a lot. Please do feel free to talk to me!
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In between speaking with the only righteous human left and preparing to do away with the rest, He gathered the three of us up, at the very top of the mountain where Noah would eventually land his ark. Now, not many of us had even seen the Lord face to face; the only ones who had the privilege of doing so were the archangels.
Even then, God was simply a bright light to the three of us unicorns who…
Feeling like a Greek goddess
When people tell me that learning about history and the past isn’t important:
IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.
BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS
Sorry for the length, but I have no other way to organize them! And there’s still quite a few more to add!
Anyways, meet the characters from my novels! c:
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
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That first quote…I relate. And it hurts.
you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved