Sarcastic, slightly macabre, charismatic, and just a little bit insane. You've just met the Gypsybeaner. I'm a total dork who likes to keeps it classy. An author-to-be who loves history a lot. Please do feel free to talk to me!
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
In choir we were having a free day, so we were just laying around in a pile. One of my friends said, in her sleep,” I don’t want your airplanes.”
Once I fell asleep on my sister’s sofa while rather intoxicated, while my BiL was sat in the same room watching something on TV, and apparently when my phone slid off my chest onto the floor, I whispered in an incredibly mornful, squeaky voice, ‘goodbye phone…’
I fell sleep on the couch one time and woke up in my bedroom. When I asked my parents about it they apologized and did say they tried to move me and thought I had woken up but when I did I told my dad “Here, hang on to this…” and I handed him nothing and when he asked me what it was I said “Its a godsmack…”. I got up and moved to my room. They were so confused, as was I in the morning.
WE SHOULD SKYPE BECAUSE IM P SURE I STILL HAVE YOU ON MY CONTACTS AND I MISS YOU
there are some people on tumblr that i just want to talk to daily and have their skype and taLK ABOUT HEADCANONS WITH THEM ALLL THE TIME
but for now i’m too shy and maybe one day who knows they’ll ask ME for MY skype and i will feel pleased with the world
but for now
shy jeff noises
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
watch me swooce right out